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EVOL: Earth’s Vast Origin of Life - Canvas Print

EVOL: Earth’s Vast Origin of Life - Canvas Print

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“EVOL: Earth’s Vast Origin of Life” – A Ridiculous, Psychedelic, Mind-Blasting Trip Through Time, Space, and Everything Your 8th Grade Science Teacher Was Too Scared to Teach You

Behold: 2.5 years of cosmic suffering, brushstroke time travel, and festival-fueled quantum hallucinations. “EVOL” is not just a painting—it’s a visual DMT download from the multiversal archives of Earth’s entire existence, from dino drool to AI overlords, with a detour through Atlantis, Babylon, and Burning Man.

Started in the muddy bass-baptismal pits of Lost Lands 2023 and birthed again under the kaleidoscopic skies of Wakaan and Bonnaroo 2024, this beast has seen more evolution than a Pokémon on acid.

🔭 Top Layer: Intergalactic beings squint at humanity like we’re ants with iPhones. An all-seeing eye explodes out of a galactic womb while robot philosophers debate quantum ethics over latte foam.

🏙️ Middle Earth (not the Tolkien one): Civilizations rise, cities sprawl, and somewhere between the pyramids and Angkor Wat, humanity remembers it has a soul… and then promptly forgets it again while bingeing cat videos.

🦖 Lower Realms: Dinosaurs. Wooly mammoths. Rainbow swamps of ancestral memes. A black panther screams at the existential futility of meteors. A technicolor whirlpool sucks in forgotten dreams and discarded iPhones.

💡 Style Notes: Think Dalí and Hieronymus Bosch hotboxing in a UFO with Alex Grey DJing on vinyl. Every color screams in existential ecstasy. Every face knows something you don’t. Every zebra stripe is probably a dimension.

🧠 Introspective Takeaway: Time is a hallucination. History is a remix. The origin is now. And the future? Probably robotic mushrooms teaching dolphins how to code.\

🔥 Final Truth: This ain’t just a painting. It’s EVOL. Flip that and you get LOVE. Coincidence? Nah. It’s Earth’s way of telling you to wake the funk up