EVOL Velveteen Plush Blanket – Earth’s Vast Origin of Life
Wrap yourself in EVOL—a swirling, velveteen portal through space, time, and everything your 8th grade science teacher didn’t dare explain. This isn’t just a blanket. It’s a psychedelic artifact disguised as comfort—a luxurious, medium-weight plush tapestry born from 2.5 years of brushstroke chaos, festival dust, and cosmic downloads.
Featuring the full “EVOL: Earth’s Vast Origin of Life” painting in vibrant, high-detail print, this throw delivers more than warmth—it delivers a mind-blast. From intergalactic AI philosophers to screaming mammoths and forgotten Atlantis, every inch is packed with hallucinatory storytelling and visual myth. Use it as a statement piece for your bed, your couch, or your next existential crisis.
Whether you’re stargazing under desert skies, curled up with a book on quantum ethics, or recovering from a bass-induced time warp, this blanket surrounds you with the soft grip of artistic madness and snuggly bliss. Perfect for gifting to the spiritually curious, the visually obsessed, or anyone ready to wake the funk up.
Product Features:
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High-resolution, single-sided print of the full EVOL masterpiece
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Extra-soft velveteen plush, medium heavyweight for year-round use
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Double-needle topstitching for durability
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100% polyester for quick drying and shape retention
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Sourced responsibly, meets all flammability and safety standards
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Tumble dry low
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Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean
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Hand wash recommended for longevity
Final Truth:
This isn’t just a blanket. It’s a multiversal map. A surreal story. A cosmic cuddle.
This is EVOL.
Flip it and you get LOVE. Coincidence? Never.